Why wasn't church cancelled today?

So I was wondering why church wasn't canceled today. I read that Jesus' tomb was found & they have confirmed that they found Jesus' body along with Mary, Mary Magdalene & some others. I guess I'll have to find a new job...again.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/02/25/tomb_arc.html?category=archaeology&guid=20070225073000

Because Georgia said so...

So I have to post again, because Georgia said so. I guess this would be an addendum to my last addendum. So the past couple days have been exciting. I got a job offer from Hillside to do some classified work. I've been working at a dealership for the past couple months & it's been informative and a good experience for me. Both me & my wife have learned what it means to have a big boy job & work big boy hours in the real world. I talked to my bosses & they were both excited for me & told me they would give me a good reference if I ever wanted to come back. This was nice because Lithia has a no hire back policy. So anyway, life has been exciting & I can see how God has provided for me & my familia. If you have any questions, let my new secretary know. Her email address is Georgia@georgiaisdabomb.com.