Shirley's new slippers
I've had Shirley for almost 2 months now. She's been begging me for a makeover. I started with her shoes. No longer will she wear 13 inch ugly clogs. Now she sports 15 inch golden slippers. She's been complaining lately that she is a little to high off the ground, so I'm gunna have to fix that for her.
posted by Murdoc @ 11:17 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Careful dude, once you start modifications, you can't stop. Especially when you start getting your hands all greasy, and the smell of dirt, rubber, oil, and gas start to smell good. Then you realized it's not just a hobby, it's an addiction, and you wish Calvin Klein made Premium Unleaded cologne.
crakin me right up ben. you make me smile and now so does shirley.
senor-that doesn't even remotely sound fun. It sounds more like a drug addiction.
Benj-I'm diggin' the new slippers on Ms. Shirley.
So Matt, I'm going to take a wild guess and say you get your oil changed at Jiffy Lube...am I right? :)
Is your wife aware of your relationship with this Miss Shirly?
Seeing Shirley every day I thought the golden slippers were the ugly ones. My bad.
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