Thunder Gulch
I apologize. The picture of the spatter in the women's bathroom will not load. I will continue trying & load it ASAP. However, I will continue with this post. Upon further investigation, I've come to a few conclusions on the unresolved matter:
1- The offender (I am offended) is between 5'2 & 5'7.
2- This person does not hold the same beliefs that I do.
3- This battlefield shall be referred to as, "Thunder Gulch."
4- "Thunder Gulch" was nowhere near as bad as "Blood Gulch."
5- I will not revisit "Blood Gulch."
6- I no longer clean the church, therefore, I will probably not have any more good pictures to share.
7- I like turtles...
posted by Murdoc @ 10:33 AM
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8 Comments:
Let the record show that I am 5'8", no longer a suspect in this incident.
Reminds me of my days cleaning restrooms at a local gas station. One day someone smeared the vile brown all over the walls, sink, toilet, sanitary disposal box, etc.
I'll never forget holding my breath and hosing everything down . . . good times.
Someone did that in the hallway of our highschool one time. I always wondered who in the world would actually do something like that? ISSUES!
plucky- I have a whole new level of respect for you.
And I'm 5'6, living in Hungary, so not possible. I'm glad the pictures haven't loaded by the way, leaving some things to the imagination.
TPT-
I worked as a janitor for 4 years through HS & the first go-round of college. I saw things unspeakable - one of which I am certain was the product of someone doing their business (#2+++) in a garbage can, then slinging it all over the door, walls, toilets, urinals etc. That was a fun call to get - "Uhhh. We have a problem in the Mens Restroom..."
But, on a weekly basis, the XX chromosomers were by FAR the worst offenders. I'll leave it at that.
scoey- my respect is extended to you as well.
You would think someone doing such a thing would get caught brown handed. With all that poo slinging, I'd be afraid of getting any on me.
One time I went into the girls bathroom at an old church when there were no females in the building because I thought it would be cleaner. It just was not the case.
OK. Why in the world would a girl's bathroom be cleaner anyway? The guys bathroom should be cleaner! Guys pretty much just stand and aim - how hard is that? We (females) have WAY more going on down there than guys do...I mean i don't have to explain this do I? Of course, that is never an excuse for situations that need to be named things like "Thunder Gulch" & "Blood Gulch"...but come on. Girls have the same bodily functions and guys and then some!
By the way, I'm 5'8 so don't even think about pinning that nasty mess on me!
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