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I watched more football today than I have all year.
I ate a chocky chip brownie. It was tasty.
Mike's hard lemonade is not a man drink.
The super bowl shouldn't be watched alone.
I learned that some kids like to be spanked.
Am I really that oblivious?
Someone told me that when your wife is pregnant, her hormones effect all in the house.
Good time management is not a common skill.
It's either time to hang it up or pick it up.
If you have to say it...