What to do?
So what do you do when you have band practice & a wife? The better question is, what do I do with my wife during band practice?
A- Drop her off at the mall with the credit card
B- Lock her in the car & roll the window down
C- Call a babysitter
posted by Murdoc @ 11:50 AM
10 comments
10 Comments:
If you lock her in the car & roll the windows down, make sure you tell her not to touch anything while you're gone.
You could ask her to join the band....She sings and plays keyboards, doesn't she? And she's prettier than any of you guys, too.
If you have her play keyboards, the band becomes a big frickin' "Saved By the Bell" episode. I have another option for you, Ben: Ether.
Sorry, I never watched "Saved By The Bell." So just have her sing.
Are you guys peein on the wall? Was that in Germany? Why is Moses so much taller then you?
It totally looks like that scene in Big Daddy - taking a nice wizz on the wall...mmmm...relief.
Option D - duct tape does wonders
By the way - the band is called Carnelian Dave...because it's cool, and because Shawn hates it. This whole needs deep meaning in a band name thing is getting old.
E) Get her a credit card, but don't tell her the limit is $20, it might work once or twice.
Carnelian my anus. Friends forever David. Yeah, our band is zack attack.
I think that is what you've been secretly wanting for most of you're life; to have a band like the Zack Attack. Who is Slater?
Well, Slater was the drummer, but I dont know if Frady fits the personality.
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