Disrespect?

I feel it is my responsibility to pass this on. It is from my dear brother @ law school. I know it will bring you great pleasure.

I would like to preface this post with the fact that i live in spokane. it is a city larger than reno, but without as many teeth to go around.

i was awakened by my wife two nights ago at 2am. she heard female voices outside of our home. i struggled towards consciousness and searched for the flashlight, knowing there has been a propensity for teens to congregate on our property in the past. while searching for the flashlight, i heard outside of our bedroom window and on our driveway, "they have an alarm." i, in turn, was alarmed and soon found the flashlight. with great force and alacrity, i forced my way thru the front door as to startle those on our property. i directed my beam on two teenage girls near the sidewalk and found them smoking on the front steps. i turned my attention on the voice i heard outside my window, a mere 15 feet from my front door. i was startled to find a 13 or 14 year old girl squatting on our driveway taking a dump. yes, a female teen defacating on my driveway. with my mind working faster than my mouth could speak, i yelled "what the hell are you doing?" "get the hell off of my property!" one of the smoking girls said, "we didn't mean to disrespect you, but..." i responded, "your friend is dumping on my driveway, i wish i had my garden hose to squirt her like I do the rest of the animals that squat on my property...get the **** out of here!" fortunately, i literally scared the load out of the squatter and she fell in her own pile. while attempting to pull her pants up. the girls then began giving some lip, like they were entitled to #2 on my property, so i got in my wife's car and turned the high beams on them and chased them down the street.
do we really want to procreate?