2 Better than 1?
The past two weeks have been eventful to say the least. I havent blogged in over a week & feel like I need to evaluate my priorities. Anyway, I have a bitch. A mini pinscher to be exact. Looks like a 10 pound doberman. She is a good dog but picked up a bad habit while I was out of town. She hung out with a few other dogs for a couple weeks and now likes to dig holes in my yard. I talked to my brother who watches the dog whisperer & got some advice but Ive also been told that min pins need constant companionship. Ive looked into getting my bitch a special male min pin friend named Higgins. Are 2 better than 1, or am I going to have twice as many holes? Carter!!!
posted by Murdoc @ 5:47 PM
35 comments
35 Comments:
after I turned on word verification, (under the settings section of the blog) I no longer received any ads such as the one now gracing spot #1...
i don't know.. i'm thinkin' that you may end up w/ other problems instead of holes. maybe 4-8 more problems that dig holes.
That would be pretty sweet. Especially since those problems sell for $600 a pop.
Dude, just get another female. At the worst, you end up with two dogs that bowl a lot and coach softball.
depends on where the dogs dig holes @. if it's next to the fence, then good-bye money. if not next to the fence, then they may end up going to china.
My bad, Butterfeces. Do your moms play volleyball?
Brilliant David! The bowling & softball bit was brilliant! I laughed very loudly.
Like Peruvians?
Does anyone else here Smurfette's voice when you read Butterfeces's posts?
Butterfly claims to be 13. What 13 yr old knows flock of seagulls? Down, down, down, Butterfag's going down! I dont think David is a little boy. I think he is a woman trapped in a mans body. It's horrifying.
Call me Bridget!! I'm a homeschooled genius!!
That's funny that you know her brothers, because she said that she doesn't even know who you are.
i was going to post about the whole "beeyatch" word you kept using, but i see a few people who remain anonymous are choosing to get hostile, sack up or shut up, your like someone flippin' the bird as you drive by at 100mph.
oh, dave, not that you need it, but i got your back
...excuse me if I get back to the subject at hand...I once had a Mastiff who would do naughty things like eat sprinkler heads and chew our back porch off. I found that if I spoke sternly at him and bit his ear, he obeyed...however, the can thing is probably a little more humane (not to mention sanitary).
there is a subject at hand? is it murdoc's bitch, digging holes, high school boys that pretend to be 13 year-old girls to feel pretty . . . aaargh! i think we're all in trouble.
perhaps david really needs ashley judd to have his back . . .
I think that she would only have my back if I were Morgan Freeman. This is all pretty ridiculous, in any case.
Yes, I should erase comments made by butt-thorn. However entertaining they are, it would be more fun to say, "deleted."
Brint got 35 comments. That is a record.
Im better than Brint. Even with 25!
You could just make a bunch of comments on your own if it really matters that much.
What really matters is if you can still wipe yourself. That can keep your dignity, but I know with you & the whole midget thing. Paying one to wipe you would only puff up your ego.
paying a midget to wipe? what does tihs have to do with anything...plus, you can't get too close to midgets they'll bit you...duh
Stop trying to incite me so that you'll get more posts. Besides, I would only pay a person to wipe me and midgets aren't people.
If "Snow White" taught us anything, it's that midgets are only good enough to work in diamond mines.
you're rapidly approaching 35. so, what did you decide, 2 or 1?
I find it amazing that Carter has the gift of making any individual smack the back of their head on your window sill. I suspect training for such a talent.
My dog needs a buddy. She needs attention & we are gone from the house.
Yes, we've trained Carter to cause people to smack their heads, as you observed your wife experience. I think it might have been the margarita...
34! 34!
Red diaper doper baby...35 I was tired of seeing who was going to do it.
as long as i make the comment that breaks the record, i will still be a part of the record.
Yeah right...tell us...who was pitching when Kurt Gibson hit his historic home run in the bottom of the ninth inning of Game 1 of the 1988 World Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Oakland Athletics...hmmm?
The Eck aka Dennis Eckersley, at the time the most feared closer in baseball history. Incredible; much tougher than Mariano Rivera of the Yanks today (my take) - that Gibson took him deep is in the Top 5 happenings all time in baseball.
Says me.
too quick, scoey. i could have guessed that one with my limited baseball knowledge just from the year and the fact it was the 9th inning against the A's. Eck makes Rivera look like a little kitty.
sco, you need to go on ESPN's Stump The Schwab, I love that show...
Stump the schwab is for single dudes who live in their parents basement.
Eckersly had great hair & a beautiful smile! Put a bandana on his head & he could play with the Doobie brothers. He might have to battle with a dude in Reno who's dream it is to play bass with the D.B. My money's on Eckersley.
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