Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Sword Play

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa -- The naked swordsman is pleading guilty. Curtis Rarick of North Liberty, Iowa, was accused of chasing his neighbors with a sword. His neighbors told police a nude Rarick was standing in his front yard and they complained.
According to the neighbors, Rarick got upset then ran into his house, came back out and threatened them with a sword. He's now pleaded guilty to assault with a dangerous weapon. Rarick will be sentenced next month and faces up to two years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

Wow, I was raised in a house where waving your sword meant something completly different. I know someone who has a sword hidden in his church office. Don't get any ideas...K.I.T.

9 Comments:

At 2:28 PM, Blogger scoeyd said...

who has a sword, murdoc? is that sword envy you have? think so, do i.

 
At 9:08 PM, Blogger Murdoc said...

Sounds like we need a little help from our friend David. He is the foremost expert on sword envy. K.I.T. and keep it sheathed.

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger digapigmy said...

knowing your distaste for acronyms, i find it surprising that you have taken so strongly to the use of K.I.T. . . . LOL

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger JayBird said...

i like acronyms. good sig frued referencing.

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger frad-ster said...

I work in a big corporate bussiness - meaningless acronyms are a way of life around here

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger digapigmy said...

did you remember to put the new cover sheet on your tps reports?

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger Murdoc said...

digapigmy has light saber envy

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger digapigmy said...

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger frad-ster said...

Yeah, mmm-k. I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday, yeah. Thanks...

 

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