A Tad Forward
It only took 2 school days for my wife to get hit on by a dude from one of her classes. This didnt surprise me, but what did was this guys angle of pursuit. It went something like this... Hey you! Hey you in the orange shirt. I'm so & so from class. Do you live in an apartment around here? That seems like an interesting way to start up a conversation, but my wife sent the poor boy along informing him that she actually lives in a house with her HUSBAND. I guess the 2 rings on her finger didn't clue him in. Maybe I need to make her a sign to put on her forehead that reads: Back off or be dropped onto one of these (picture is an instrument of torture used during the inquisition). That wouldn't leave too much open space on her forehead though. Any better ideas?
posted by Murdoc @ 1:53 PM
26 comments
26 Comments:
you know those guys who can't take the hint of rings or even being told someone is married? those are the guys that tried to go through that chastity belt - guaranteed. how about a picture of that sucker?
you guys know the deal. rings to most guys/gals just heightens the challenge. i suggest taking the rings off during school time. she what happens then....
i think you should follow her around yelling "she's taken, back off man, if you even talk to her i'll kick you in the ding'a-ling" or maybe baby can wear a t-shirt with your face on it and the title "baby's daddy"
Good idea with the t-shirt. I may have to take that up.
rings on, man. you bought em, she wears em.
guys are dogs. no, they're worse than dogs, because dogs eat their own puke & always look apologetic for their poor behavior. which they can't really help.
guys can help it, but just don't.
this is an issue for the wife - to learn to boldly shut down any guy who tries to pick her up. cuz you won't always be there to be-tect her... & those inquisition era 'punishment devices' you displayed for us are tough to carry around w/out a big pickup truck
The rings are not coming off. If they do I will sell them and slap on the chastity belt that I will post about later. Kidding of course. I "rewarded" her for good behavior. I like giving rewards!
There is only one way to solve all of this...operation prego. You know this has crossed your mind at some point. But seriously, you can't stop it, the best thing to do is exactly what you did, reward her for acting correctly. Just have little sister go to school with her to regulate, I've seen her take you out.
Operation prego is blasphemy! I pray your ladie gets pregnant with multiple children!
Funny & nice that thorn is gone. Hrm...I wonder what got to her?
Blasphemy?! Multiple children?! Don't hate the messanger, you asked for a problem solved now solve it...Actually I think Moses has the right approach.
i see that you guys don't much like the ring idea. here's another idea: don't let her go to public school & homeschool her. :>0
I would not homeschool my wife. I would hate for her to become socially retarded.
good one. do you know of any socially "retarded" homeschool-ers? they're all very smart & socially stellar.
I know several "socially handicapped" formerly homeschooled people. Not too many that are socially stellar. Christian school is almost as bad, almost... Sorry Brintz.
murdoc-
you just got 'bunged' - what are you doing?
Is there something I dont know about socially handicappedness would cause someone to bung? If so fill me in.
somebody that homeschools their children.
is that thing in the picture for real?
anyway, jess is quite capable to hold her own. me thinks she'll do just fine w/out any torture machines in the back of pickups or t-shirts.
by the end of this year she'll probably have quite a few choice comments to the idiots who don't acknowledge that beautimous ROCK on her finger.
Yes that thing in the picture is real. It is quite perverse. Women were raised above the triangle and then dropped on it damaging their snoopis and/or other areas downstairs. For guys, they would be dropped on their bonch or their butthole or their coccyx which would damage their spine. Pretty sick ways that the church "encouraged repentance." I learned much by walking through the museum of torture. Martin Luther actually supported the torture during the inquisition because it did cause people to repent. I didnt know that before & I bet you didnt. More to come...
eeh-gad!!thats just wrong in so so many ways. a visual i couldv'e done w/out first thing in the a.m. but then i did ask.
I actually think that the picture would make an interesting cd cover...and it has an interesting and religious story behind it.
You're right! There is nothing like a picture of a religious torture instrument for a cd cover.
hey senor h just figured out who you are. hows the wifee. when will you be startin your own blog??
The wife is doing great, your giant didn't call me back for the dinner thing...but I can understand the busyness right before Germany. Blogging is a new thing for me, maybe soon though. We still need to do dinner, you guys have to see the house.
I think the torture device was probably one of the high lights on the trip...the fact that the device is so large makes me wonder how far this bad boy guys up...but I agree with the cd cover, and it be a good one for a Latus Rectum's new album, see diga's blog from July 18th before asking questions, makes sence though
nice, double d. he's citing previous blog posts. that's good research. you're ready for school, methinks.
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