Ripped Off
I have loved buying & selling on Ebay for many years now. I have purchased pretty much all of the music equipment I've ever owned off of ebay. I've sold most of it there too. I finally mustered the courage & the $$$ to buy one of my dream guitars & to my surprise, I won an auction for a beautiful black Gibson les paul standard, at a pretty good price. The bad part is the seller, after recieving my certified USPS money order with delivery conformation, decided to no longer be a ebay member. I haven't heard from the demon in a week now & the outlook is not so good. Im doing what I can through ebay & other unnamed sources, but nothing has really happened yet. Surprisingly, I feel pretty ok after blowing more than a housepayment on a guitar that I may never get to touch. Whats that verse...if someone rips you off, track him down & hammer his knuckles? I have wished violent eruptions of diarrhea on them until they send the guitar. Join me...
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I hope you get your money or your guitar. But can't join you in wishing ill on your enemy--don't want to reap any ills myself. :) I will pray that the person who did this repents!
I don't know Georgia, I know the Bible says to bless your enemies and not curse them, but this guy's not my enemy he's Ben's. :-)
Therefore, I hope he snags a fingernail on his guitar string and spills tiny droplets of scammer blood on his new pants that he bought on ebay but didn't pay for. I hope the next time he tells a joke no one laughs. I hope the next time he tries to impress a girl he drools all over himself.
I got your back dude.
Heck yes
My wife still says you'll get it. Even if you don't get it within the next five years, she will still say that you will get it. I think they call those people optimologists or something. I think you need to look for a new guitar and sue ebay.
...it IS more satisfying to the flesh to focus on the negative is it not?
However, I would strongly advise TPT to avoid all Pete Townsend arm swings in the near future.
did it come in yet?? well, no worries maybe a brand new risk game will help, probably not but well this is my lame attempt to comfort and console a fellow ebay user.
no guitar yet. hopeing for good news.
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